- mrholymonster: listen, 'b' & 'n' are neighbors on the keypad. I did not capture/sexually assault a leprechaun - http://twitpic.com/4ajtry
mrholymonster: Guys, seriously - no lewd remarks about @paulwesley being number 69 in my 'Following'. Or that @_josephmorgan is directly beside him...
josephmorgan: @mrholymonster this from a man who abuses leprechauns!
mrholymonster: @_josephmorgan first of all: consensual kissing is not 'abuse'. second: ian is not that short.
josephmorgan: @mrholymonster Damn it! I've been walking round on my knees, dressed in green for days now trying to catch your eye.
mrholymonster: @_josephmorgan that was you? I thought it was either a gregarious pot-plant or an infant hulk. please forgive the taser.
josephmorgan: @mrholymonster an easy mistake to make, I accidentally lassoed a Smurf last week in a similar incident.