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15 November 2008 @ 11:36 am
The 'Name' meme  
Snagged this meme from kalleah, looked amusing.

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Sue Larry. (Pretty fake sounding.)

NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
James. (I have no idea my grandfather's name on my mother's side.)

STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)

DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color, fav animal)
Yellow Cat (o-kaaay)

SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
Lynne Acworth (eh, not very soapy)

SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcoholic drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Yellow Pina Colada (LOL!!!!)

FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Vanilla Chocolate Chip (ROTLF)

ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Doyle Amberlake (Now, THAT would have worked for my soap name ... erm, if I was a guy)

PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Simon San Vincente Baza (Yeah, TERRIBLE porn name!)
hiddeneloise: Say What?/VM/Loganhiddeneloise on November 15th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)

See, things like these never work for me. I don't have a middle name (Russians don't, unless you count patronymics, and those aren't really your names). And I never had a pet. And my first name only has 4 letters.... But it's fun to read yours. :)

So... I won't have a witness protection name. Unless I'll go the Michael Scott rout and call myself Sir Rupert Everton, the shipping magnate. lol.

My NASCAR name would be: Mordko Aaron. Which, frankly... will get me killed in the deep South! :))

My Star Wars name would be: Poalla. Which, blech!

However, my detective name would rock! It would be: Blue Dauschhund! Top that! :))

I suppose my Soap Opera name would be Blank (since have no middle name) Philadelphia. Sounds... blank. :)

Superhero name: The Red Bloody Mary!!! Now THAT is a name for a SUPER VILLAIN! :)) Though, Red and Blood makes it a bit redundant. lol.

What's a "Fly" name, anyway? It would be Alky. I don't like it. lol.

Gangsta Name... I hate cookies, btw, but fine, I'm hardly gangsta by any stretch of imagination. The name is: Chocolate Elephant Ear. And that... will get me killed in the gangsta land. lol.

Rock Star Name. Hmm. I guess I'll never be that, since don't have a pet and never had one. And really, what kind of a rock star last name would be "Old Newtown"? lol.

Porn Star Name. What is that obsession with pets? Do only pet lovers go into porn? I feel offended! And discriminated against! lol. But, yeah, my unpronounceable Russian street name would not make it in the porn industry anyway. :))

Edited at 2008-11-15 06:11 pm (UTC)
Arabian: World of Squee!arabian on November 15th, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC)
Just LOL! Seriously, I was laughing out loud through this whole thing. Hee!!!
la_tantela_tante on November 17th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
vanilla chocolate chip made me lol. gonna do this later when i have some time!