And that pre-cut was me desperately trying not to scream with anguish: ARRRGGHHH!!!!!
I'M SO PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Paulina and Alec!?!?! What. The. Fuck!?!? Paulina and Alec!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? Over, Shandi/Brian?!?!? Leeza/Tony?!?!?!? Karina/Billy Ray?!?!?!? Clyde/Elena?!?!?!
PAULINA AND ALEC!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I didn't love Laila and Apolo so much, I swear I'd boycott the show after that. FUCKING PAULINA AND ALEC!?!?!?!?!!!
That is just SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong.
I just can't talk about anything else on the show because I'm too pissed.